More jokes!=P Btw Clara..I saw that comment -_-
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why ?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What?? At 2 am ? "
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
"How was your blind date ?? " a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible ! " the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow!? That's a very expensive car? What's so bad about that? "
"He was the original owner."
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour."
jam scribbled at 9:39 PM
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