formulae: hop + e

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

The Continued Adventures of Pigu the Holy Cow

Warning! Beware of a certain fearsome chem teacher, nicknamed Holy due to her holiness. (It is absolutely not because her initials spell H,O,L,Y. Nono.) (Really!) Is an extremely good teacher with an extremely high level of intelligence and...height. Has been known to encourage honesty in already honest students by wrongly accusing them of copying homework and therefore inducing them to tell the truth. (Who wouldn't?) Wow! I mean, which teacher would be willing to sacrifice her image to teach students how to tell the truth?! Occasionally teaches students about courtesy by accusing already polite students of being impolite and asking them what school they are from. Which teacher teaches students manners nowadays?! Such a holy teacher is a rare find indeed! For holiness' sake!

Also known to promote senior-junior interaction by introduction of topics to chat about during the numberous breaks meant for self-studying. (Gossip is the last thing we would do during such breaks.) Holy screams so loudly at seniors having prac in Blk B that their juniors in Blk A or E can hear that they were late for one third of a period. Thus seniors-juniors can discuss about how to be more punctual next time, maybe be late for only 1/6 of a period or something. Holy encourages punctuality in students this way too, by embarassing students via letting almost 2/3 of the school population hear that they were late for 1/3 of a period, using her powerful earsplitting shout. (0r bark)

In addition, Holy helps bond teacher and students by exposing them to dire times and conditions. Lets them face the music (of her expressive vocal chords) Been known to enter labs to roar at the previous class to get out (in the presence of the previous teacher) so that her own class can get ing. Feeling threatened, the previous class braves this new threat together with their tutor and the bond between them is strengthened! Holy is so noble~~