Yuzhong: Is this an oxidsing agent?
___: Hmm...(pauses for two seconds)...This is not a reducing agent.
Beat that. And you can become the world's greatest subject tutor.
Had wanted to blog about a lot of stuff but felt very lazy. Anyways, went to see chinese doctor the other day. He told me to stop taking antibiotics. Uh~why do english and chinese doctors always clash? If only they couldwork together or something. Both kinds of medication complement each other, actually. Its like flies and ants. If houseflies could learn from ants, they could maybe stop eating shit(literally). Then ants teach them how to look for their own food or something. Omg. I actually made such a connection.
And I didn't manage to go for Interact after all yesterday. I found out my ezlink card had zero value and I only had enough spare change for one bus trip. Point is, I found out about that after I crossed the bridge to take bus to serene centre. So I crossed the bridge again and walked there. Then the weather was freaking hot and I felt very frustrated. Then, after waiting for 20minutes and visualizing a fantastic double-decker aircon bus, here came a cranky old anytime-about-to-break-down bus 186. I think it was older than me lah. Why!!! I thought SBS raised bus fares so that they could provide aircon buses even for feeder service. And you still get 100year-old buses that was worse than those 157 buses in the past. At least those cranky 157 buses cranked along so fast that the wind sufficed. But the damn 186 moved so slow and it was like a spa. Worse than that, especially in HC uniform. I paid 55cents to get this kind of rubbish. So I sat down to make a list of '101 ways to kill the SBS board of directors'. Then I saw some primary school kids holding Mr Softees boarding the bus.
I was so jealous!!! Imagine..the icy-cool vanilla(my favourite flavour) ice-cream being put into my mouth and sliding down my gullet, leaving a icy trail behind that made me shiver in delight. But no, I fell asleep instead. Then when I woke up, I got a rude shock. The bus had reached its terminal-some ulu pandan place called St Michaels Terminal, where birds don't lay eggs and there wasnt a passenger in sight except for bus drivers. Then I had to buy a stupid bottle of mineral water at an absurd price of $1.10 just to get the spare change needed so that I could take the bus back. But I figured by the time I reached the service centre, I would have like 10minutes left or something. So I wasted my time after all.
And yesterday there came a freaking flying female cockroach flying around the light bulb. Nothing is more scary than a freaking flying female cockroach. If you didn't know, only female cockroaches fly. It's so unfair. The male species of roachies can only run around on the ground like morons. But all cockroaches are morons to begin with anyway. My mother caught it eventually and I don't know what she did with it. If it was me, I would ground it into fine powder and then scatter its mashed corpse in the wind so that it wouldn't have a proper burial place. Muhahaahahaaha.
jam scribbled at 9:41 PM
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2 Comments:
chill it man...as in literally... and why were u so stupid to TAKE THE WRONG BUS!!! wahlao now that i see your prowess in 'niao'ism and your penchant for sadism i feel scared to share a room with u for 3 days... esp when ur sex is unascertained =p
IT WAS NOT THE WRONG BUS. Please lar I only took it once previously. So I wasn't familiar with the route. And everyone knows you are Wei Zheng so don't have to put anonymus, you know..
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