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Friday, April 22, 2005

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When do you know you're REALLY narcissistic? When you have your name (e.g. ADELINE) printed on your shoelace. Tsk tsk.

Today there was an interesting occurence of BPI. It's not a variation of BMI. Shall talk about BPI later.

This morning at the bus-stop, I saw a guy wearing a white long-sleeve shirt and white long pants. He looked very funny...maybe he was trying to be 'Prince Charming'. But he really CMI. Just imagine this:

If he was the prince who came to kiss the Sleeping Beauty to wake her up, the Sleeping Beauty would wake up, look at him irritatedly and say, 'You want me to slap you? Wake me up for what?' And then poke him with the needle or whatever she was pricked by that caused her to sleep.

If he was the prince in Snow White who came to kiss her to make her regain consciousness and vomit out the piece of poisoned apple, she would come to and say, 'You want me to slap you? I was enjoying myself in Heaven!' And then cram the piece of poisoned apple into HIS mouth.

If he was the prince in Cinderella who organised the ball, Cinderella would tell Fairy Godmother. 'You want me to slap you? Who ask you to be so busybody and make me so beautiful to go to the ball?' And then she would rather chop off her feet than let the prince identify her through the stupid slipper she left while escaping from the ball long even before the clock struck twelve.

Quote "You want me to slap you?" is courtesy of Naga.

Talking about BPI. It refers explicitly to the infamous Butt-Poking Incident which happened in a flash of a second and left everyone who witnessed the fateful event in a state of excitement.

Events leading to the build-up of BPI: While we were walking to GP class, Wei Zheng knocked my file down and bent down to pick-up. Then, as he was executing this kind deed of helping me to pick my file up, Keevin, who was lurking behind the mass of Wei Zheng, gave an evil grin and unleashed the skill he had been learning besides superb tennis skills: BUTT-POKING!!! And thus he manipulated the convicted racket in his hand and gave Wei Zheng a POKE in the nether regions. (rather, some region in the behind that is better left unsaid.)

Then....

We talked about it. Until now. And I thought Keevin looked quite innocent. Or harmless...

Actually it was just an accident(I presume) well-exaggerated by me.